Rejection sensitive matzo brei
Emptiness banana
Lethargic Baked Beans
*zones out for an entire week*
Anyone else glad it isn’t the early 1900’s. Cause ur family would have had u lobotomized
you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit
The borderline urge to sabotage your bad life into something even worse.
when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
This is my favorite post on this entire website
It seriously is my favorite lol
Let’s be real here. The only reason we use tumblr anymore is because we all started using it when we where like 13, and now have this weird emotional attachment to it because it shaped us as people.









